i got soul, but im not a soldier.

pros to dating me:


  • i’ll actually respond to your text
  • you can literally kiss me whenever you want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • we can eat pizza togethercuddl

(via unshakings)


i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via disorderedminds)


when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

(via orgasm)


*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via sorry)